President Trump was noticed earlier right this moment wandering round on the roof of the White Home. It wasn’t instantly clear why. He might need been surveying the close by grounds for his proposed $200 million ballroom constructing that may be practically twice the dimensions of the White Home itself. Or perhaps the purported chief of the free world, having not too long ago suffered a string of self-inflicted owns, was merely shedding it.
The newest signal we’re deeply cooked as a nation got here because the White Home press pool berated the 79-year-old convicted felon with vital questions starting from “What are you doing up there?” to “Do you approve of Netanyahu taking up all of Gaza?” In some unspecified time in the future Trump was requested what he was attempting to construct. He tried to shout one thing incomprehensible about nuclear missiles in response. He pointed up on the sky. Welcome to the best nation on earth.
The contradictions proceed to intensify. Who amongst us can flip away? Every new day presents the American folks with some contemporary and infrequently morally abominable stupidity to leer at:
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It’s doable the rooftop stroll is proof of a person shedding his grip not simply on actuality however on his ballot numbers too. Trump’s agenda–lawless ICE arrests, tax cuts for the wealthy, tariffs for everybody else–is underwater with practically each slice of the general public. The Epstein recordsdata stay MIA whilst questions mount, a lot to his base’s disbelief. Amid all this profitable is one loopy gambit after one other, together with constructing a nuclear reactor on the moon.
The place will Trump pop up subsequent? Will he return to the golf course to get inventive once more along with his sandtrap ball placement? Will he return to a marveling on the fry grill at McDonalds? He has a Twitch streamer’s knack for marrying the faux-improv of manufactured actuality TV with genuinely unpredictable WTF moments. Pay no consideration to the truth that the value of issues like floor beef (and the unique Swap) simply hit file highs.
