Marathon’s four-day Server Slam wrapped up yesterday, leaving me within the lurch till I get my palms again on it on Thursday—a sentiment shared by fellow PC Gamer Morgan Park after sinking 21 hours into it over the weekend.
Throughout the Server Slam, Bungie had been monitoring your each transfer, from how many individuals made it out of Tau Ceti alive every match, what number of UESC robots we killed, and crucial stats: how a lot Premium Tick Milk and Drinkable Cheeseburgers we hauled outta there.
Stats of what you all acquired as much as throughout Server Slam! pic.twitter.com/CV5U7kQbgjMarch 3, 2026
The reply is 145,822 circumstances of Premium Tick Milk and a whopping 384,866 Drinkable Cheeseburgers. Neither merchandise sounds too tasty however they’re thought of priceless gadgets in-game, fetching a good worth for taking them off-world. And simply in case you are considering a liquid burger sounds delicious, check out the can—full with two straws for you and a buddy to slurp—and you will see the tagline “Tastes like meat. Is not.” Yeah, I am not bought.
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As for the decidedly much less vital statistics Bungie shared from the Server Slam, it is clear that issues acquired fairly bushy on Tau Ceti. Out of 16,554,683 deaths, 9,152,844 of them had been brought on by different gamers. Crunching the numbers, that is simply over 55% of deaths being the results of PvP, with the UESC robots claiming the opposite 7,401,839.
When you’ve performed Marathon, then that is doubtless not all that shocking. The UESC are completely deadly, particularly if you’re a brand new participant—I noticed numerous gamers complaining about dying within the tutorial, in order that’s plus one to the UESC. Nonetheless, with very restricted ammo and therapeutic, I would say extra skilled gamers had been far more environment friendly in opposition to the UESC, typically avoiding them fully, leaving different gamers as the final word grim reaper on Tau Ceti.
I would be very desirous about evaluating these PvP vs PvE statistics with Arc Raiders, the place the vast majority of mine and most different gamers, it appears, are oddly peaceable for an extraction shooter. Anecdotally, I’ve died to Arc machines far more than I’ve to different gamers, which is a pointy distinction to Marathon.
On the same notice, Bungie has revealed the exfil price for every of the Server Slam maps, and it is trying fairly dire. Brace your self: Perimeter had a miserable 41.8% exfil price, however Dire Marsh clocked in at a fair decrease 35.6%. The ethical of the story is that you simply should not take your greatest gear into Dire Marsh, since you’re virtually definitely going to lose it. However hey, that is simply being beneficiant and gifting your loot to another person, so it isn’t all dangerous.
And with deadly UESC and much more lethal gamers, resulting in a gravely low likelihood of extracting in a single piece? Yeah, I am not shocked that the stealthy Murderer ended up being the preferred Shell of the Server Slam.
