Some time again I launched a bizarre little challenge referred to as Crime Life Simulator — against the law sandbox RPG informed totally by way of textual content.

Should you missed it: it's principally a text-based GTA. No graphics. Simply selections, methods, chaos, and method too some ways to interrupt the legislation.

It’s been out for a bit, however I’ve saved it alive with common updates — new mechanics, weapons, gadgets, and extra questionable issues you are able to do.

What’s new recently?

A sketchy new meals truck: White Burger (Now sells burgers, fried hen, and adrenaline — naturally.) Adrenaline Shot: Heals, revives the useless, however overuse results in coma (as a result of why not) New weapon: Breathcutter — a dagger that strikes a single goal as much as 3 occasions Added: “GTA Cheats” Guide (it does one thing… ultimately) Now you can raid gangs, kill the boss, and loot their money Additionally added: rice balls, takoyaki, yakitori, tempura, oden. (Don’t ask.) Mounted bugs like lacking audio when switching apps and bizarre multi-battle crashes

What's the sport like?

You begin broke, perhaps dishwashing or robbing homes. From there, it’s as much as you:

Steal automobiles, rob banks, smuggle medication Get into gang wars or jailbreaks Run a takeout aspect hustle Do shady actual property offers Punch individuals in underground boxing matches Fly a spaceship. Sure, severely.

It's a sandbox. It's text-driven. It will get fairly darkish. It additionally doesn’t take itself too severely.

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Android (Google Play):

Free & Advert-Free

No advertisements, no timers, no gacha Non-compulsory IAPs (like $5–10 max), or simply grind for all the things We additionally drop free merchandise codes usually on Discord and in Reddit feedback

Need a free premium weapon?

Should you’re on iOS (Authentic model), go away a remark and I’ll ship you a code for the Tang-Sword — expires June 10, 2025.

That’s it — in the event you’ve tried the sport earlier than, perhaps give it one other spin. It’s gotten a bit greater, a bit crazier, and yeah… nonetheless totally made from textual content.

Thanks for studying — completely satisfied to reply any questions in regards to the recreation or solo dev life.